It's fun to obey the machine! -- Ralph Wiggum
If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now, be quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -- Homer
Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. When opportunity knocks, you don't want to be driving to the maternity hospital or sitting in some phony-baloney church. -- C. Montgomery Burns
Once something is approved by the government it's no longer immoral. -- Rev. Lovejoy
What the hell is this, some kind of tube? -- Senator Bob Dole
The Lord has given us ten commandments by which to live. I shall now read them in no particular order. -- Moses
What's my cut? Nothin'?!? I make more than that taking a schmitz! -- Krusty the Clown
It wasn't easy juggling a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day. -- Homer
May we all burn in foul smelling fire for ever and ever. Amen! -- Rev. Lovejoy
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